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7 Truly BIZARRE Names for the Utah Hockey Team That TOTALLY WORK!

Utah is getting its first NHL team and the people are getting it PUMPED! The team was previously called the Arizona Coyotes, but with the move to Salt Lake City, the team has a whole new identity. Possible names include Blizzard, Outlaws, Yeti, Fury and Venom. But are they really a good fit for Utah? Some, yes… most, no!

Here are 7 REALLY bizarre Names for Utah's future hockey team that fit Utah perfectly!

SALT LAKE STORMIN' MORMONS:

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We all think so… Let's just try it! I mean, the University of Louisiana at Lafayette is the Ragin' Cajuns! Come on… It makes sense, right?

Utah door knockers:

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Okay, if we want to stay away from the word “Mormon,” let’s just use “door knockers.” All fans can appear in suits and name tags. It fits the area quite well, doesn't it?

Utah polygamists:

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If people don't think of “Mormons,” then they do DEFINITELY Polygamists. How many times has someone asked you how many mothers you have after finding out you live in Utah? It absolutely happened to me!

UTAH MAVERIKS:

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Maverik is trying to take over Utah! Maverik is a gas station here in Utah with the slogan “Adventure's First Stop.” But if we were to go with the Utah Maverik's, our mascot could be the Meth Head that can be found outside of Fast EVERY Maverik in the state!

GENERAL CONFERENCE IN UTAH:

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In the LDS religion, there is a large meeting called general conference twice a year. Every year I make the same joke: “Who is General Conference? The leader of a Mormon army?” Let’s get on with it! The mascot could be an old man who has reached the rank of general, last name: Conference! PERFECT!

SALT LAKE CITY SAUCE:

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My absolute favorite on the list! Here in Utah we love gravy. It's the mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and it's amazing. We dip French fries, corn dogs, and even grilled cheese in it! Everyone in Utah knows and loves gravy. Let's just join in: The Salt Lake City Sauce! Plus… This uniform is INCREDIBLE!

SALT LAKE CITY SOAKERS:

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Speaking of Utah culture, LDS culture, and even BYU culture… Soak. Soaking is a sexual act that occurs primarily in BYU Housing. Google it. But LIGHT UP! Salt Lake City Soakers is GREAT!

Are there any team names I missed? Let me know what you think!

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