I like bananas, I really do, but singing bananas with dead eyes harvesting souls is a whole other story. Have you ever seen the opening credits of American Horror Story? If not, every season includes at least one shot of an old-fashioned doll with an alarming look of indifference in its eyes.

This is exactly what I saw when Hunting Dog Lover 19 posted his new video on Youtube recently.

We can assume that this thing is an inanimate object, just a mechanical toy designed to amaze children until it spins agonizingly slowly and looks them in the eye.

BOOM! At this very moment, we ascend from innocence to chaos and find ourselves in the basement of despair. I have enough to do with work and keeping our household running smoothly, I can't worry about whether or not my soul is safe at the local grocer.

Let's slow down on the heated mechanical products and be a little gentler with our imaginations. I saw this video a few weeks ago and haven't been able to sleep since. I spend my evenings in my favorite chair, staring out the window and repeating the word potassium over and over.

PS: I love Stew's, just wanted to make that clear. I can eat an entire box of their cookies by myself and I did.

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